Alright people, stop making such a fuss about this stupid H1N1 strain of the flu. Also all you news people who keep saying that "Swine Flu" is a misnomer and should really be called H1N1 should actually stick to what they say and CALL IT THE DAMN H1N1 Flu Strain!
I know people are stupid, REALLY I DO, but 9 out of 10 times it's all the media's fault anyway because they're like "panic, panic, panic! Swine flu, pandemic, blah blah!" What everyone REALLY needs to know is that like ANY OTHER NORMAL FLU this one will not be caught if you just have basic hygiene. That bears repeating, BASIC HYGIENE WILL STAVE OFF THIS EVIL PANDEMIC! Maybe I'll try something different so you people can understand.
*puts on cloak and robe*
Zippy-do, Zippy-da, this bottle of fluid shall protect yourself from H1N1 flu, rah rah rah!
I've secret placed this solution in all the stores, under the codename: "SOAP", don't be fooled by people saying it's just normal soap. It's really a secret, top of the line anti H1N1 flu solvent.
Anyway I'll try to sum up this whole rant in a sentence:
DAMN STUPID PEOPLE STOP FUSSING OVER THIS DAMN SWINE FLU!
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The most annoying thing is that the pork industry is actually suffering because of the "swine flu" name. That's more annoying than the people who are paranoid of getting it - they think eating pigs will catch 'em it. Tccch. Pigs can't pass H1N1 to humans, although, humans can pass it to pigs... huh....
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